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Posted 2014-03-04

Here are a few bits of humor I have written. If you or a friend tell or hear a joke, and you can trace its origin back to this page, let me know! I am very interested in how jokes are spread thoughout a society. Also I’d like to know if you have heard of any of these jokes before. All you need to come up with a joke is to look at a situation in a peculiar way, and I’d be interested anyone else had the same kind of mindset.

Question/Answer Jokes

Q. Why do variables never have bad breath?
A. They have scope.

Q. Where’s the best place to get seafood?
A. The supermarket, it’s deli-fish! (rhyme with delicious)

One Liners

Nothing is faster than C.

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